whitetigerzord:

themunak:

badass-lass:

shoryukens:

chocopiesforever:

trishs-fountain-of-bullshit:

yourstraysheep:

button-pusher:

theroyalstranger:

gilgameshsexual:

akechi-bellflower:

Prowling along the freeway, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Akechi-bellflower! And she gives a cruel bellow:

“I’m going to pound you into your own personal hell!”

Stalking through the plains, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Gilgamesh’s Gold Bar! And he gives a gutteral scream:

“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!”

1. Yea, verily. Who is that, rampaging out of the freeway! It is Nichole, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to torment you until your mom feels it in her womb!”

2. Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Theroyalstranger, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows apocalyptically:

“I’m going to spank you to the moon and back!”

Running along the terrain, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Button-pusher! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

“I’m going to flog you until you bleed puke, and hijack your momma’s airplane!!”

Striding through the icy wasteland, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Yourstraysheep! And he gives a booming bellow:

“I’m going to fuck you for such a long time, you will not be able to see straight!!!”

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the candy store! It is trishs-fountain-of-bullshit, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She bellows mightily:

“I’m going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !”

Sprinting across the wasteland, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Chocopie! And she gives a booming cry:

“I’m going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and grin like a fucking maniac!!”

Skulking over the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Shoryukens! And she gives a spectacular howl:

“I’m going to fuck you until you have puppies!”

Who is that, striding across the mountains! It is Badass-lass, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to fuck you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!”

Hark! Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is The Munak, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She howls ominously:

“I’m going to hump you in such an unsafe manner, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!”

Who is that, prowling along the mountains! It isWhitetigerzord, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts apocalyptically:

“I’m seriously going to spackle you with wasabi!!!”